WTF: This. Just. Sucks.
Data-fueled dispatches from the public embarrassment machine.
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Our mistake was we thought we were better than we really were
Weekly wreckageAI-generated civic despair

This. Just. Sucks.

A rolling wall of things that are absurd, corrosive, or actively embarrassing. Open any item for the blunt summary, the action list, the history, and the related rabbit holes.

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Search by title, then jump straight into the item. Everything else stays organized as swipeable channels so the whole page feels like a doom conveyor belt, not a database.
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The entries closest to what you keep clicking on, which is maybe not healthy, but at least it is consistent.
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Newest entries first, before the rest of the machine has time to flatten them into the general hum of decline.
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Continue the struggle

The things you already opened, because apparently you were not miserable enough the first time.
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Popular

The entries carrying the biggest pile of topical shrapnel.
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A keyword lane with enough related entries to justify its own mini-shrine of disappointment.
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All entries

The full archive lane if you want the entire conveyor belt with no curation.
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Constitution stress test

When the Constitution talks back

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What you’re looking at is the Constitution with a law degree and zero patience for nonsense.

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